Sample Sheng words and their meanings:

Chanuka haraka upesi

TRANSLATION EPISODE 1:

Sheng	English (definition)
mnati	fluent speaker of Sheng, person who is good at something
babi, barbie	person who doesn't speak Sheng, person from a wealthy background
bonga (bong-gah)	talk
bonga mavi	talk smack
dai	want
dungia (doong-gi-ah), gawia, chapia	give, share (with)
pack	live (somewhere)
deng'a, thwau, bunde, mchuma, mtoo, ridhe, fee	gun, firearm
chapaa, munde, mundez, niado, ganji, dough, cheddar, mkwanja	money
so, kioo, oss, red	one hundred shillings
finje, chuani	fifty shillings
mbao, blue	twenty shillings
ashuu, shoe, kindee, ikongo	ten shillings
ngovo, kobole, guoko	five shillings
rwabe, jill	two hundred shillings
punch, jirongo	five hundred shillings
thao, gee (like the letter G), kapaa, ngiri, ngwanye, ndovu, kei (like the letter K), muti	one thousand shillings
fala, mwere (mweh-reh)	stupid person, idiot
ocha, moshatha	up country, rural home/area
noma, niku hatata, wa gwan	in a mess, trouble
asubuhi, morgen	morning
njeve	cold
ingiza njeve	get scared, be afraid, chicken out
chapo	chapati
ngodha	underpants
msee, kizee, mdhii, mguys, mzeiya, mtungwaz	guy, dude
dame, mresh, supuu, msupa, manzi, shore (sho-reh; from "shawty"), msusu, mroro	girl, chick
buda, mzae	old man
gweng	hard (difficult)
zi, nada, do, nah	no
mathree, mat, jive, jav, buu	matatu
deree, kigonyi	driver
konkodi, makanga, manumber	bus/matatu conductor
fegi, mozo, ngale, fuaka	cigarette
bangi (bang-gee), gode (goh-deh), juala	weed
karao, gova, sanse	police
keja, hao, mbanyu, base, diggs	house, home
matha, mathe, mthama	woman
mboch	housegirl (maid)
mbota	watch
mbwenya	coat
mdosi, sonko	boss, rich person
msoto	poor person
sota	go bankrupt/become poor
mdosi, fathe, mbuyu, buda	dad
masa, mathe, mnyaka, mokoro, moda	mum
nare (nah-reh)	fire, matches
ndai, moti, murenga, dinga	car
ngata (ng-gah-tah), gede (geh-deh)	fuel
nguenos, ngwex, mwewe	chicken
njumu, njuti, ndula	shoes
poa, wazi	cool
ubao, maunenge	hunger
veve, mbachu, shamba	miraa
kuber (koo-beh-rr), kubz	(chewing) tobacco
mburungo	cargo
chapa, donje, kiatu	ugly
chipo, vibanzi, chibaz, njiva, vanga	chips
fika, ishia, jikata	to go somewhere
kirindi	crowd
earthwire	neck tie
dush, nyoni	bird
mavi, mafi, shonde	faeces
shower	rain
mode (moh-day)	teacher
mtaa	city, town, streets, neighbourhood
mzii	tough
majuu, chambele	Western world
mngoso, mlami	white person, Caucasian person
mtiaji, msororaji	snitch, tattletale
kauzi, thegi, gondi, dingo, obe (ob)	thief, thug, mugger, burglar
masaa, githaa	time
mshikaji	boyfriend/girlfriend
sonko	rich person
pasuka, raruka	laugh
karokota, doze	take a nap, sleep
nyaku, waka, washa	drink (alcohol)
tei	alcohol
njumu, ndula,	shoes

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Shocking!!!! Gorilla gives birth to a baby girl through C section

A gorilla name Imani gives birth to a baby girl through C section at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park. The baby girl gorilla is weighing 4.6 pounds. The baby was delivered by team zoo staff and outside consultants

Shocking!!!! Gorilla gives birth to a baby girl through C section

She is currently in intensive care receiving oxygen at San Diego Zoo veterinary hospital and her mother is recuperating from surgery in a gorilla bedroom.
The Associate Director of veterinary services at the San Diego Zoo Safari Park Nadine Lamberski said that “we think the health of the baby girl gorilla fetus would have been compromised if we delayed the surgery any longer that why C-section was the right decision”.
Mr Nadine said that the baby is healthy and she is in the good care of doctors. The baby is said to be very strong and has a very strong supple reflex.

Kenyatta writes a note to Lupita Nyon’go- Oscar Nominee and Impending oscar winner(?)..

What a cool president we have

By H.E, Uhuru Kenyatta (President of the Republic of Kenya)

I join millions of Kenyan and worldwide fans to congratulate and support Lupita Nyong’o as she confronts one of the biggest nights in her career so far. Lupita’s accomplishment testifies not only to her stupendous talent, but also determination and a willingness to go that extra mile which success unfailingly demands.
She has told one of the most haunting stories from a time when the black person was a mere chattel, to be disposed of at the will of an improvident white owner in transactions then recognised in law as legitimate.
The story of Solomon Northup begged to be broadcast to a postmodern world that is fast losing grasp of the proper context of the universal black experience. 12 Years A Slave is pivotal in sustaining the conversation that surely must take place throughout the world on the true meaning of humanity and dignity.
This conversation is essential to unravelling such harrowing phenomena as discrimination, poverty, genocide and conflict which continue to obstruct human progress. I am inestimably proud that Lupita, a young Kenyan had the opportunity to make her contribution to Black Awareness, and just to tell an excellent human story magnificently. Her role is indelible, and her gift indubitable.
We are grateful that we got to see Lupita, one of our very own, shine so impeccably, and own the global stage so imperiously. Like other fans, I hope that Lupita wins the recognition that she so richly deserves for her scintillating role. I also believe that the fact that Lupita is where she is today -on the cusp of a truly unique accomplishment – is already a massively gratifying milestone.
The youth in Kenya are inspired by Lupita. We hope that her trailblazing exploits continue in order to demonstrate that no barrier to human endeavour is insurmountable. My Government has made the promotion of Arts and Talent a key pledge that must be delivered. We have made progress in that regard, and many young Kenyans will have access to funding for artistic projects, including film and drama.
It is our intention that Lupita becomes the first of an endless line of Oscar nominees and winners from Africa and Kenya. I therefore wish Lupita and her proud family all the best tonight. May this be the beginning of many splendid achievements.

 

Kimunya arrested over irregular 25 Acre land deal

mos Kimunya arrested hours after Keriako Tobiko ordered the EACC to charge him with abuse of office and land fraud
Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission Spokesman Yassin Aila confirmed that Amos Kimunya was picked up on Friday afternoon and was being processed to appear in court on Monday.

“The former minister Kimunya is here with us, and he is likely to be in court on Monday,” Aila said.
After interrogation, Kimunya would likely be granted bail to appear in court on Monday.
The DPP authorised charges against the former Cabinet Minister and two others over the irregular allocation of a piece of land to a firm where he was a director.
In a statement, DPP Keriako Tobiko said when Kimunya was Lands Minister, he caused the land to be allocated to M/s Midlands Limited, a company where he was a director and shareholder without the consent of the Ministry of Agriculture.
The 25-acre piece of land in Nyandarua was part of 75 acres belonging to the Ministry of Agriculture that had been reserved for a potatoes seed multiplication project.
“Following an investigation and recommendation by the Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC), the DPP has authorised charges of abuse of office and fraudulent disposal and acquisition of public property against Hon Amos Kimunya, Lillian Njenga, formerly Director of Land Adjudication and Junghae Wainaina, the Chairman of the Board of M/s Midlands Limited,” read a statement from the DPP’s office.

Alcohol and its effects:

How alcohol is absorbed into the body

Alcohol is absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the stomach and the small intestine. Food in the stomach slows down the rate at which alcohol is absorbed, but does not prevent intoxication or drunkenness. All alcohol consumed will reach the bloodstream, regardless of how much food is in the stomach. Alcohol is distributed throughout the water in the body, but not into fatty tissue.

How alcohol leaves the body

The liver breaks down about 91 per cent of alcohol, and a small amount leaves the body in urine, sweat and the breath. The liver can only work at a fixed rate, getting rid of about three-quarters of a standard drink an hour. Sobering up takes time, and cold showers, exercise, black coffee, fresh air or vomiting will not speed up the process. Someone who drinks a lot at night may still have a high concentration of alcohol in their bloodstream the following day.

Possible health benefits of alcohol

Research shows that moderate amounts of alcohol can reduce the risk of developing some types of cardiovascular disease in people aged 40–45 years and over. However, it is important to remember that the risk of cirrhosis, some cancers and other diseases becomes greater with increased alcohol consumption.

Immediate effects

• After a few drinks the person may feel more relaxed, have reduced concentration and slower reflexes.
• After a few more drinks, they may have fewer inhibitions, more confidence, reduced coordination, slurred speech and intense moods (for example, sad, happy, angry).
• If the person continues to drink they may experience confusion, blurred vision and poor muscle control.
• Continuing to drink may result in nausea, vomiting and sleep.
• Consuming more alcohol could possibly result in coma or death.

Binge drinking

Binge drinking can be described as drinking heavily over a short period of time or drinking continuously over a number of days or weeks.
Binge drinking is harmful because it results in immediate and severe intoxication. As well as health risks, this can lead people to take risks and put themselves in dangerous situations.
Common effects of binge-drinking episodes are hangovers, headaches, nausea, shakiness and vomiting.

Long-term effects

Heavy consumption of alcohol over a long period of time can cause damage to many parts of the body. Impairment of brain and liver functions can be permanent. If the person’s diet is also poor, this can further affect their health. Emotional difficulties, such as depression and relationship problems, are also likely.
Other possible long-term effects include:

• cancer of the mouth, throat, oesophagus, lips, liver
• brain injury, loss of memory, confusion, hallucinations
• high blood pressure, irregular pulse, enlarged heart and changes in red blood cells
• weakness and loss of muscle tissue
• sweating, flushing and bruising of the skin
• inflamed stomach lining, bleeding and stomach ulcers
• increased risk of lung infections
• severe swelling of the liver, hepatitis and cirrhosis
• inflamed pancreas
• tingling and loss of sensation in hands and feet
• for men, impotence, shrinking of testicles and damaged and reduced sperm
• for women, greater risk of gynaecological problems

Social problems

Excessive alcohol use can effect all areas of a person's life, including family, work and personal relationships.

• Family problems: Arguments over someone's drinking can cause family and relationship problems that may lead to break up.
• Work problems: Drinking alcohol at work and hangovers can lead to poor performance and accidents at work, while illness can result in absenteeism.
• Legal problems: Drink-driving may lead to fines, loss of license and even imprisonment.

Tolerance and dependence

People who drink heavily usually develop a tolerance to alcohol. This means that they need to drink more to experience the same effect. As a result, some people can drink large amounts of alcohol without appearing to be intoxicated. However, the amount of alcohol consumed can still damage their health.
People who regularly drink heavily may become dependent on alcohol. Dependence can be psychological or physical, or both. People who are psychologically dependent on alcohol find that drinking becomes far more important than other activities in their life. People who are physically dependent upon alcohol find that their body is used to functioning with alcohol present.

Withdrawal

If a person who is physically dependent on alcohol suddenly stops drinking they will experience withdrawal symptoms because their body has to readjust to functioning without alcohol.
Alcohol withdrawal symptoms include:

• loss of appetite
• nausea
• anxiety
• insomnia
• irritability
• confusion
• tremors
• sweating

In severe cases, alcohol withdrawal may cause convulsions, cramps, vomiting, delusions, hallucinations and even death. A person considering withdrawing from alcohol should first consult a doctor or other health professional.

Treatment

There are a number of drug treatment options available in Australia . While abstinence may be a suitable treatment aim for some people, many programs recognise that for others this may not be possible or realistic. Most programs adopt strategies that have an overall aim of reducing the harms and risks related to the person’s alcohol use.
Some treatment options include counselling, withdrawal (detoxification) and medication (pharmacotherapy). Residential and "out-patient" programs are available.
Treatment is more effective if tailored to suit a person's circumstances, and usually involves a combination of methods.
For referral to a treatment service, contact the alcohol and drug information service in your state or territory.

KCSE 2013 Results Top 100 County Schools

Rank - Name of  School - Students - Grade - Average - County
1. Precious Blood Riruta             135    A-       79.604       Nairobi 
2. Molo Academy                       50    A-       77.270       Nakuru
3. St. Anthony's Boys' School     237    A-       75.311      Transnzoia 
4. St. Francis Rang'ala Girls        254    B+       74.633      Siaya
5. Moi Tea Girls Secondary School 94    B+       73.962      Kericho
6. Mary Mount S. School            137    B+       70.644      Nakuru
7. Precious B.School - Kilungu       98    B+       70.551      Makueni
8. Moi Gir's School Nairobi            225   B+       70.415      Nairobi 
9. St Joseph's Rapogi                  207   B+       70.218      Migori
10. Moi Siongiroi Girls                  155   B+       70.123      Bomet
11. Agoro Sare High School          196   B+        69.737      Homa Bay
12. Kanyawanga Secondary Sch    202  B+        69.676      Migori
13. Kyeni Girls' High School           139  B+        68.673      Embu
14. Litein High School                  257  B+        68.40        Kericho
15. Bahati Girls Secondary School   90   B+        68.305      Nakuru
16. Barding Secondary School       150  B+        68.285      Siaya
17. South Tetu Girls' High School     97  B+        68.071      Nyeri
18. Nyangwa Boys' High School      106  B         67.959      Embu
19. Mahiga Girls Secondary School  178  B+       67.956      Nyeri
20. Meteitei Boys Secondary         139  B+        67.902      Nandi
21. Nyang'ori Boys High School      220  B+        67.762      Vihiga
22. Nyamira Girls Secondary          233  B          67.724      Siaya
23. St. Charles Lwanga Girls           82   B         67.722      Kisii
24. Njiiri School                           264  B         67.626     Murang'a
25. St. Peter's Mumias Boys'          248  B         67.574    Kakamega
26. Nyeri High School                   244  B         67.241     Nyeri
27. Sing'ore Girls Secondary          159  B         67.147     E. Marakwet
28. Metkei Secondary School        113  B          67.006    E. Marakwet
29. Upper Hill School                    225  B         66.854     Nairobi
30. Naivasha Girls Secondary        142  B          66.598     Nakuru
31. Kapsabet Girls High School       191 B          66.513     Nandi
32. Buruburu Girls Secondary         167 B          66.270     Nairobi
33. St. Mary's School, Yala            235 B         66.201     Siaya
34. Nguviu Boys High School          169 B          66.186     Embu
35. Ramba Secondary School         207 B          65.909     Siaya
36. Orero Boys Secondary School   185 B          65.065     Homa Bay
37. Nyahururu High School             182 B          64.775    Nyandarua
38. Nyabigena Secondary School    126 B          64.609     Kisii
39. St Charles Lwanga School        131 B          64.393     Kitui
40. St.Francis Girls (Mang'u)          156 B          64.273     Kiambu
41. Nyandarua High School            159 B          64.122     Nyandarua
42. Kaaga Girls' High School           180 B          63.964     Meru
43. Kahuhia Girls' High School         179 B          63.924     MURANG'A
44. A.I.C Litein Girls Secondary       150 B          63.615     Kericho
45. Kisumu Boys' High School          267 B          63.478     Kisumu
46. Tenwek High School                 166 B          63.241    Bomet
47. Homa Bay High School              253 B          63.151     Homa Bay
48. Tengecha Girls                        150 B          63.097     Kericho
49. Machakos Girls' High School       209 B          62.922     Machakos
50. Oriwo Boys High School            215 B          62.796     Homa Bay
50. Chogoria Boys High School        168 B          62.796     Tharakanithi
52. Mukaa Boy's High School           176 B          62.306     Makueani
53. Kapenguria Boys High School      229 B          62.289    West Pokot
54. Kereri Girls High School              232 B         62.287      Kisii
55. Thika High School                     181 B         62.202      Kiambu
56. Chianda High School                  235 B         62.182      Siaya
57. Cardinal Otunga Girls High School 172 B         62.157      Bungoma
58. Bureiruri Boys Secondary School  178  B         62.127     Meru
59. Drys Girls Secondary School        125 B         62.114      Uasin Gishu
60. St. Georges Girls' Secondary        228 B         62.105      Nairobi
61. Mbooni Girls                              208 B         62.076      Makueni
62. Mutira Girls Secondary School      185 B         62.074      Kirinyaga
63. Nkubu High School                      172 B        61.947      Meru
64. Njabini Boys High School              126 B        61.800      Nyandarua
65. Chewoyet High School                 222 B        61.719     West Pokot
66. Moi Girls' Secondary, Sindo             94 B        61.501     Homa Bay
67. St. Anne's Secondary Lioki             99  B        61.479    Kiambu
68. Siakago Boys High School             179  B        61.371    Embu
69. Kadika Girls' Secondary School       201 B        61.277     Migori
70. Thurdibuoro Mixed Secondary        280 B        61.272      Kisumu
71. Ngiriambu Girls Secondary School   162 B         61.269     Kirinyaga
72. Sigalame High School                   148 B         61.177     Busia
73. Kokuro Secondary School               72 B         61.134     Migori
74. Tengecha Boys High School           249 B        61.100    Kericho
75. Kenyatta High School [Mahiga]       121 B        61.083    Nyeri
76. Keveya Girls' High School               215 B        61.012    Vihiga
77. St. Joseph's Girls-Chepterit            171 B        60.809    Nandi
78. Samoei Boys Secondary School       155 B-      60.739    Nandi
79. Othaya Boys High School               209 B-      60.593     Nyeri
80. Makueni Girls High School               162 B-      60.496     Makueni
81. Nguviu Girls Secondary School         117 B-      60.492    Embu
82. Karima Boys' High School                163 B-      60.176    Nyeri
83. St. Peter's Marakwet Boys              136 B       60.166 E.Marakwet
84. Kangaru Girls School                      128 B-      60.148  Embu
85. Oloolaiseer High School                  102 B-      60.018 Kajiado
86. Friends Bwake Boys School              74 B-      59.987  Transnzoia
87. Mayori                                         58 B        59.955  Embu
88. Miathene Boys High School             122 B       59.920  Meru
89. Kabarnet High School                    197 B-      59.902  Baringo
90. Loreto High School, Matunda          170 B-      59.900  Uasin Gishu
91. Kibabii High School                        233 B       59.858  Bungoma
92. Kanunga High School                     165 B-      59.831  Kiambu
93. Ndururumo High School                  174 B-      59.741  Laikipia
94. Ambira High School                        208 B-     59.664  Siaya
95. Chebara Secondary School             138 B-      59.647   E. Marakwet
96. Othaya Girls Secondary School        145 B-      59.641  Nyeri
97. Cardinal Otunga - Mosocho             166 B-      59.553  Kisii
98. Njoro Boys High School                   132 B-     59.519  Nakuru
99. Precious Blood Kagwe Girls              107 B-      59.505  Kiambu
100. Kanjuri High School                      180 B-      59.469  Nyeri

Top 100 Schools in Kenya, KNEC Exams - KCSE Results

Rank-Sch Name-Category-Students-Av.Grade-Av.Performance-County
1 ALLIANCE HIGH SCHOOL  National  276  A-  81.783  KIAMBU
2 MOI HIGH KABARAK        Private    272  A-  79.862  NAKURU
3 PRECIOUS B. RIRUTA      County    135  A-  79.604  NAIROBI
4 KAPSABET BOYS            National  249  A-  79.062  NANDI
5 MASENO SCHOOL           National  237  A-  78.701  KISUMU
6 MOLO ACADEMY             County    50  A-  77.270  NAKURU
7 STRATHMORE SCHOOL     Private    78  A-  77.060  NAIROBI
8 CHAVAKALI HIGH SCHOOL National  287 A-  77.005  VIHIGA
9 MARYHILL GIRLS HIGH      National  185  A-  76.826  KIAMBU
10 KENYA HIGH SCHOOL      National  205  A-  76.030  NAIROBI
11 MURANGA HIGH             National   187  A-  75.916  MURANG'A
12 NAIROBI SCHOOL           National   283  A- 75.602  NAIROBI
13 ST.ANTHONY'S BOYS'     County    237  A-  75.311  TRANSNZOIA
14 ANESTAR BOYS LANET    Private     81   B+ 75.128   NAKURU
15 PIONEER SCHOOL           Private    115  B+ 75.097   MURANG'A
16 ST BRIGIDS KIMININI     National    173  B+ 74.924   TRANSNZOIA
17 STAREHE BOYS'            National    208  B+ 74.757   NAIROBI
18 ST. FRANCIS GIRLS       County     254   B+ 74.633   SIAYA
19 MOI TEA GIRLS             County     94    B+  73.962  KERICHO
20 MARY MOTHER - GRACE Private      22    B+  73.588  LAIKIPIA
21 LORETO LIMURU            National    180  B+  73.586  KIAMBU
22 STAREHE GIRLS'            National     76   B+  73.418  NAIROBI
23 WAMY HIGH SCHOOL     Private     94     B+  73.414  NAIROBI
24 MOI GIRLS' - ELDORET    National   214   B+  73.333  UASIN GISHU
25 ALLIANCE GIRLS'           National    250   B+  72.902  KIAMBU
26 MANGU HIGH SCHOOL     National   211   B+  72.792   KIAMBU
27 NAKURU GIRLS'              National   156   B+   72.730  NAKURU
28 KISII HIGH                    National   323   B+   72.266  KISII
29 SUNSHINE SECONDARY   Private     228   B+   72.148  NAIROBI
30 LIGHT ACADEMY            Private     26     B+   72.141  NAIROBI
31 KIANDA SCHOOL             Private     47     B+   72.105  NAIROBI
32 UTUMISHI BOYS             National   192    B+   71.651  NAKURU
33 KANGA HIGH                  National    295   B+   71.612  MIGORI
34 FRIENDS KAMUSINGA       National    284   B+  71.533  BUNGOMA
35 CHEMELIL SUGAR            Private      88    B+   71.386 KISUMU
36 SEGERO ADVENTIST        Private     182   B+   71.048  UASIN GISHU
37 MARY MOUNT                 County    137    B+   70.644  NAKURU
38 NAKURU HIGH SCHOOL     National   193    B+   70.577  NAKURU
39 PRECIOUS B. - KILUNGU    County     98    B+   70.551  MAKUENI
40 LIMURU GIRLS'               National     217   B+   70.536  KIAMBU
41 MOI GIRLS' NAIROBI        County      225   B+   70.415  NAIROBI
42 LENANA SCHOOL            National     248   B+   70.333  NAIROBI
43 PANGANI GIRLS              National     282   B+   70.281  NAIROBI
44 ST JOSEPH'S RAPOGI      County      207    B+   70.218  MIGORI
45 MOI SIONGIROI GIRLS'     County     155    B+   70.123  BOMET
46 MAASAI HIGH SCHOOL     Private      24     B+   69.751  KAJIADO
47 AGORO SARE HIGH          County     196    B+    69.737  HOMA BAY
48 KANYAWANGA SCHOOL    County      202   B+    69.676  MIGORI
49 ASUMBI GIRLS                National    235   B+     69.307  HOMA BAY
50 KYENI GIRLS'                  County     139    B+   68.673  EMBU
51 NEW DAWN ORPHANS       Private     21     B+    68.591  LAIKIPIA
52 LITEIN HIGH SCHOOL       County     257     B+   68.409  KERICHO
53 ST. MARY'S BOYS           Private     107     B+    68.362  NYERI
54 BAHATI GIRLS                County     90     B+     68.305   NAKURU
55 BARDING SECONDARY      County     150    B+     68.285  SIAYA
56 SOUTH TETU GIRLS'        County     97     B+     68.071   NYERI
57 KAGUMO HIGH                National     233     B     67.992   NYERI
58 NYANGWA BOYS'            County     106     B     67.959   EMBU
59 MAHIGA GIRLS               County     178     B+    67.956  NYERI
60 METEITEI BOYS              County     139     B+    67.902  NANDI
61 MAKINI SCHOOL              Private     55     B+     67.872  NAIROBI
62 SACHO HIGH SCHOOL       Private     153     B     67.870 BARINGO
63 NYANG'ORI BOYS             County     220     B+   67.762  VIHIGA
64 NYAMIRA GIRLS               County     233     B     67.724  SIAYA
65 ST. CHARLES LWANGA      County     82      B     67.722  KISII
66 NJIIRI SCHOOL                County     264     B     67.626  MURANG'A
67 THOME BOYS                  District     22     B     67.610   LAIKIPIA
68 LIGHT ACADEMY              Private     21     B+     67.594  MOMBASA
69 ST. PETER'S MUMIAS       County     248     B    67.574   KAKAMEGA
70 KISIMA  MIXED               Private     34      B     67.480   NYANDARUA
71 NYERI HIGH SCHOOL        County     244     B     67.241   NYERI
72 SING'ORE GIRLS              County     159     B   67.147  E.MARAKWET
73 METKEI SECONDARY        County     113     B     67.006 E.MARAKWET
74 KISUMU GIRL'S               National     257     B     66.903   KISUMU
75 BUNYORE GIRLS              National     266     B     66.894   VIHIGA
76 UPPER HILL SCHOOL         County     225     B     66.854    NAIROBI
77 NYAHURURU ELITE           Private     66     B     66.614    NYANDARUA
78 NAIVASHA GIRLS            County     142     B     66.598     NAKURU
79 KAPSABET GIRLS             County     191     B     66.513     NANDI
80 ST. MARY'S GIRLS IGOJI   National     146     B     66.280     MERU
81 BURUBURU GIRLS             County     167     B     66.270     NAIROBI
82 ST. MARY'S YALA            County     235     B     66.201     SIAYA
83 ST.PETER'S SEMINARY     Private     49     B     66.193     KAKAMEGA
84 NGUVIU BOYS                County     169     B     66.186     EMBU
85 MOI FORCES NAIROBI      National     230     B     66.050     NAIROBI
86 ST.CLARE GIRLS' ELBURGON Private    81     B     65.993     NAKURU
87 KARIMA GIRLS                  National    226   B     65.987 NYANDARUA
88 MOI FORCES LANET          National    190    B   65.962    NAKURU
89 TURBO SCHOOL               Private      21     B    65.914  UASIN GISHU
90 RAMBA SECONDARY         County     207     B     65.909     SIAYA
91 SHEIKH KHALIFA             Private     161     B     65.880     MOMBASA
92 ST. GABRIEL'S LANET      Private     24     B     65.695     NAKURU
93 MBITA HIGH SCHOOL     National     183     B     65.626     HOMA BAY
94 VANESSA GRANT GIRLS  Private     32     B     65.567     NAKURU
95 MATERI GIRLS              Private     83     B     65.437  THARAKANITHI
96 MARIA SOTI GIRLS        Private     27     B     65.434   E. MARAKWET
97 NYAHURURU ELITE        Private     47     B     65.245     LAIKIPIA
98 MAKUENI BOYS             National     245     B     65.127     MAKUENI
99 ORERO BOYS                County     185     B     65.065     HOMA BAY
100 APOSTOLIC CARMEL     Private     74     B     65.039     NAIROBI
Summary
National schools    34 (34%)
County schools     36 (36%)
Private schools     29 (29%)
District schools      1 (1%)
Total    100

Fire breaks out at a Nairobi building:

A fire broke out at a restaurant in a building opposite General Post Office in Nairobi.

Huge flames and smoke could be seen billowing on the building that houses Bakers Inn Saturday morning before firefighters put out the fire.

No person was hurt in the incident.

The cause of the fire could not be established immediately. Property of unknown value was destroyed in the fire.

Teenage boy's incredible poem which can be read backwards retweeted 120,000 times 

A poem by a 14-year-old boy which was posted on Twitter by his older brother has gone viral – because it can also be read backwards. And amazingly when the verse is read again starting with the last line, it has a completely different meaning to the top-to-bottom version. Derek Nichols, from North Carolina in the United States, wrote on Twitter: "Read this... My 14 year old brother wrote this...Crazyyyy," and then tweeted a picture of the poem written out on a sheet of paper – with his left hand caught on camera.

Strathmore Student shot over laptop saga !!!

A student from Strathmore University was shot and seriously wounded by robbers near Madaraka estate. According to police, the student tried to resist the robbers prompting them to shoot him before fleeing. Some Strathmore students, who spoke to The Nairobian, said that such incidences were on the rise in the area. They said that robbers mostly target laptops, phones and other valuables from students from the institution.